How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Are we still banned from the library?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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