So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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