Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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