Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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