he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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