When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You brought string cheese to the strip club
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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