I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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