Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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