just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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