Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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