quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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