I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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