worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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