This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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