wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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