Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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