I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I deserve to be covered in dicks
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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