If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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