you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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