am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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