Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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