:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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