Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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