i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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