why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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