What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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