All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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