You really coming over, don't trick.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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