I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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