i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
