you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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