You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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