Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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