I'd wear matching sweaters with you
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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