At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So here I am, sexting at work.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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