Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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