Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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