I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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