we have officially lost it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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