Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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