A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
If that was your dad, he is hot
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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