loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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