Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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