you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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