He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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