he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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