is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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