His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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