There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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