It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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