You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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