That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
my vag is so smooth its legendary
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Small penises have feelings too.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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