Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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