i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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